My only regret is that
I didn’t tell enough people
to fuck off.

My 92 year old grandma. (via lipstickbabe)

(Source: lule-bell)

counting-bodieslikesheep asked:
I CAN'T EVEN GET A GOOD SELFIE PAST 15 NOTES, SOMETIMES ONLY 2 AND YOU GET 27 NOTES OF ME PASSED OUT WITH STUPID LYRICS OVER IT.

Your argument seems pretty floored to me. Keep yourself grounded and move on with your life.


Anonymous asked:
Is that you on the floor?

No, that would be my girlfriend.


cramp:

emotional attractions are just as important as physical/sexual attractions don’t forget that

(Source: cramp)

vethox:

i’m fluent in talking shit

(Source: vethox)

rnedia:

i don’t understand why it’s illegal to have sex with a miner they provide us with coal and electricity they deserve a little fun

(Source: neptunain)